Trampolines, Kindy and HPT's?

So yes, I have been absent for a week. Lots of stuff going on here and I figure I have all of two readers who I talk to religiously and they already know what goes on in my life..lol. Why write about it twice? So I will update on a few things in case they missed it!

Gareth turned 5 and we had a pirate party with kids from his preschool on the Saturday and then had his REAL birthday on the Tuesday. I think he had a great time at both parties. The most momentous present was a HUGE 14 foot trampoline from my parents (costco) and the kids just LOVE the thing. They are out there morning noon and night and WHOA can that thing really give you a workout!! I am sweating beads jumping around in there after the kids. LOVE it! Now is it just me or do trampolines and women who had natural childbirth just not go together??....if you have jumped on a trampoline and have had some kids you know what I mean. There is a need for a pantyliner, diaper or SOMETHING absorbent because something happens to the old Kegels up there in tramp space that lets loose the bladder and...well....OOPS and OMG AM I REALLY WET??? is all I will say....

We took Gareth to a Kindergarten orientation yesterday at his school and he loved it!! He keeps saying that he wants to go back! YEAH!! Ya he says that until he finds out it's FIVE days a week and then it will be "Do I have to go to school...AGAIN??" Yes dear, you do. I hear this the 3 days a week he goes to preschool so we are prepared. He sort of knows the name of his Kindy teacher....calls her "Mrs. Cabbage"..close....Mrs. Savage is her name. I am guessing that maybe she gave that helpful rhyming hint to the kids and that's all he got out of it...his teacher is now named after a vegetable that gives you bad gas.

I wasn't really in a "meet and greet" kinda mood and some of the other mothers were soo excited and just BRIMMING with glee that their children were embarking on this huge step of Kindergarten but I just wanted to go home. Especially after I saw "Randy" from G's preschool who he does not care for (and neither do I if you can tell) and his mother. I find her a tad weird and I wasn't in a small talky frame of mind. Her kid is VERY aggressive and is very in your face if you know the type. I saw him once knock down a tower that some girls had built and he gave this malicious laugh at them and walked away....nice kid @@. So HE is there and this other little guy named "Tristin" (psst..a different one Lee-Ann) who is a cute little guy but clings onto Gareth like a placostomous to a fish tank. All and all it looks like a nice start for him and I think he will enjoy meeting the other kids.

OK now the OTHER drama in my life right now. Where oh where has my AF gone?? I know she around lurking in the shadows but seriously, quit scaring me like this wench!! It has been like 38 days now and no sign of you but some light cramping. Sooo not like you!! DH and I have not been very amorous this month and it would be a freakin FREAK of nature if something DID happen but the possibilities of that are like slim to NONE. DH was fixed 3 years ago but was never tested.....that's the part that makes me go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. The thought makes me want to crawl into a ball and rock back and forth with a bottle of whiskey...ok ok...maybe a non-fat steamed skim milk?? ugh....come on woman....SHOW YOURSELF!!!!